donthateitskate:

walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it’s ok don’t worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU’RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON’T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA

Oh this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH., DYING. I’VE NEVER BUMPED INTO A SINGLE BLACK PERSON WHO HAS EVER JUST IGNORED IT OR SAID, “MY BAD” or “SORRY” or even “OOPS”. NOPPPPE, ALL BLACK GIRLS ARE THAT BITCHY LOUD, FAT SASSY DIVAS. ALL THE WHITE GIRLS I’VE EVER KNOWN ARE DELICATE FLOWERS OF PROPER ETIQUETTE. NEVER ONCE HAVE THEY ROLLED THEIR EYES, LAUGHED, CALLED ME A BITCH, ELBOWED ME, YELLED OR ANYTHING ELSE. 

I’M 12 AND LOVE REBLOGGING THESE BASIC ASS JOKES ABOUT MINORITIES TEEEHEEEE.

- me, cc: everyone who has reblogged this without side eyeing it. 

(Source: tasteybitch69)